There comes a time in everyone’s, well, maybe most people’s lives, when they stop and wonder, “What would The Exorcist be like if it were told in 60 seconds? Oh, and in clay as well.” Wait no more, friends, and find out for yourself!

Sure, Drive Angry doesn’t fall into the horror category, however, by the looks of it, this is offering enough mayhem to satisfy gorehounds of all types (and Tom Atkins is in it!). Plus, we have 10 passes for a free advanced screening in Milwaukee on Thursday, February 24 that we want to give away… got your attention now?

Actually, we have more than 10, we have 20 passes, but we are going to give 10 out in this contest and the other 10 will be given out next week through a different contest. Oh, each pass is good for two admissions, so the lucky winners can bring their significant others, friends, brothers, sisters, parents… hell, you can bring anyone you want! Enough with the rambling, onto the contest!

We want you to email us one of your craziest driving stories. In 200 words or less, tell us any ridiculous driving story you want. Share a story that’s real, or make one up, it doesn’t matter. Just make it as good as you possibly can.

All submissions must be received by 11:59pm on Wednesday, February 16. Only one submission per contestant (you can participate in next weeks contest, though), and the story MUST be 200 words or less. Any entries over 200 words will automatically disqualified (yes, we will be checking the word counts). Contestants must be 17 or older. We will be selecting the 10 winners so entertain us! Each winner will be contacted Thursday, February 17.

DRIVE ANGRY CONTEST must appear in the subject, all emails must be sent to
info@oshkoshhorror.com

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House of Horrors is all about getting people together to celebrate our love for the horror genre. Over the past three and a half years, we’ve seen so much of what the horror genre has to offer. Part of the fun at House of Horrors is not only viewing the movies we all love, but showing a title or two that perhaps you haven’t seen. This month we are focusing on two titles, we feel, might be under the radar and/or overlooked. Plus,… this is our first haunted house double feature!

Starting out the night will be The Changeling (not the Angelina Jolie flick directed by Clint Eastwood), starring George C. Scott as composer John Russell, who loses his wife and daughter in a car wreck, and seeks solace by renting a secluded estate outside Seattle. But the mansion is haunted by the presence of a child who died there more than 80 years ago. Now, Russell must find out who that child was — and why there seems to be a cover-up about his existence.

Following The Changeling will be The Legend of Hell House, based on the novel by Richard Matheson. A team of four paranormal investigators accepts an invitation for a week’s stay in a mansion rumored to be haunted. Depending on their viewpoints, the group members either intend to prove the presence of ghosts or are determined to debunk the myths. Previous guests of Hell House are known to have gone mad… Will this group survive the week?

On top of the movies, we will be hosting another round of horror movie trivia, so start studying for your chance to win all sorts of goodies!

Be sure to check out the trailers below and mark your calendars. As always, House of Horrors is free and open to the public, so bring your friends!

Straight from Kitley’s Krypt is this month’s Kryptic Army Mission:

On February 5^th, 1906, a great actor was born: John Carradine.  This great thespian lived to act.  It was his life.  In his long career, he had claimed to have appeared in more movies than any other actor.  I’m sure if you include his TV appearances, it might just be true.  IMDB lists 340 titles alone.  Are all of them great films?  Not even close.  Carradine’s lived a trouble life, filled with mishaps, several divorces, court battles, arrests, custody battles, and of course, alcohol.  But that didn’t stop him from doing what he was born to do….Act!

From the early days when he would stalk the streets of Hollywood spouting full acts of Shakespeare to the people passing by or to the waiting cab drivers, to sketching portraits of people for a couple dollars to make ends meet, to when he finally made a name on the stage, and eventually in movies, it was the passion of acting that kept him going.  In a lot of these roles, he seemed to specialize in the darker, more villainous ones.

While continually trying to stay working, to support his ever growing family, he was usually taking pretty much anything that was offered to him.  And no matter what the picture, Carradine always gave it his all.  Though, as rumors go, he turned down the role of Frankenstein’s creature because of the lack of any dialog.  He would appear in some very low budget pictures throughout his career, but he kept working.  It seems the more low budgeted film he did; the more he would be offered the same.  But since he always needed the money, and he wanted to work, he would take those roles.  At times, he would be a little bitter, thinking of the old days.  But he continued to work.

Since Carradine has appeared in so many films, we at first thought that this mission might be a little too easy to find something that you haven’t seen before.  But the more we thought about it, we really wanted to take the time this month to honor this actor.  Because even though today is pretty much thought of a ham actor because he played in lot of cheesy movies (he even had HAM on his license plates at one point), he still was an incredible talent, in whatever role he was in.  So we wanted to give people have another opportunity to discover or re-discover this talent.  Sure, the movies you pick might not be the greatest quality, but remember to watch this exceptional actor give it his all, no matter what the budget was.

Your Name:

Movie #1:
Thoughts:

Movie #2:
Thoughts:

In honor of The Rite being released theatrically today (the first horror flick of 2011), we feel it’s time to bring religion into the mix.

The goal: In the next week or so, watch a horror film that has religious ties. Again, how you interpret this is entirely up to you.

After you watch your movie(s), pop on here and share your thoughts. The good, the bad, the mediocre, the bloody… any and all feedback is wanted! Also, there’s no reason to only talk about the movie(s) you just watched, talk about ones you’ve seen previously, ones you want to stay away from, ones you recommend and so on.

Examples of movies include but not limited to:
The Exorcist (or all five of them)
The Omen (or all four of them)
Rosemary’s Baby
The Prophecy
Children of the Corn (or all eight of them)
The Prince of Darkness
The Last Exorcism

Or perhaps some more overlooked / unknown / forgotten titles:
The Church
Demon Knight
Frailty
Burnt Offerings
End of the Line
House of the Devil… really, the list(s) go on and on.

These are just some examples, there are so many to choose from. As stated as the objective of the Oshkosh Horror Assignments, the sole purpose of this is to keep the conversation going so don’t be afraid, say ANYTHING. Post your comments/thoughts here!

Witness the birth of Oshkosh Horror Assignments! Going off a great suggestion that was made, we will be posting regular “assignments” on the forum. These “assignments” are not so much assignments as they are ways to get the conversations going, and keep them going. There will be no rewards given, and like wise, no consequences for not participating. These topics will not have a deadline, however, a time frame will be suggested.

So please, feel free to chime in with any and all thoughts, but remember: respect everyone’s opinions! Agree, disagree, discuss, debate and everything in between but do it in a non-insulting, friendly way.

When it all comes down to it, this is meant to be fun. With that said, let’s do this!

Living in the Midwest during the winter, depending how you look at it, can be great or it can be hell. The joys of a Midwestern winter brings both the cold, and the snow. Yesterday produced a decent amount of snow (in the Fox Valley, at least) so let’s start the Oshkosh Horror Assignments  with a winter/snow theme.

The goal: In the next week or so, watch a horror movie that predominately features winter/snow. How you interrupt that is completely up to you.

After you watch your movie(s), pop on here and share your thoughts. The good, the bad, the mediocre, the bloody… any and all feedback is wanted!

Also, there’s no reason to only talk about the movie(s) you just watched, talk about ones you’ve seen previously, ones you want to stay away from, ones you recommend and so on.

Now, if I can make a suggestion: The wonderful thing about being horror fans like ourselves is that there are so many great titles we love and could watch over and over. We all do it, and there is nothing wrong with that. However, we always suggest trying out new movies, break your comfort zones. For example, while The Thing is absolutely unbelievable (one of my personal favorites, don’t get me wrong), we’ve all (hopefully) seen it so check out something different this time around. Or don’t, do whatever best serves you, but whatever you do, talk about it here!

Some city folk, a bunch of kids and He Who Walks Behind The Rows go into a cornfield together… stop me if you’ve heard this one. Children of the Corn, a series of movies I have known of for a long time, but never really dove into. I’ve seen the first one at least once, possibly twice, and was sure I’ve seen one more. I grew up watching as many horror movies as I could, so why the hell haven’t I seen all the Corn movies (eight total)? This was a question I couldn’t figure out an answer to, so it only seemed right to sit down and watch all of them… in a row. As people began milling about on the second cold, crisp morning of 2011, I planted my ass on the couch and pressed Play.

The first Children of the Corn was released in 1984, based on the short story of the same name by, none other than, Stephen King, which I have not read. For those that aren’t familiar with the Corn movies, here’s a quick run down for you. Deep within the cornfields of tiny town Gatlin, NE sits a cult comprised of children, who have killed all the adults and believe that once you reach the age of sin (19 years) you now must became a sacrifice to “He Who Walks Behind The Rows”. That’s pretty much the gist of it, just picture crazy little fuckers who are religious extremists. Now toss in a couple, Burt and Vicki (played by Peter Horton and Linda Hamilton), who are on a road trip and you have the first of the series. My initial thought upon reaching the end credits was, “damn, I really didn’t remember much about that movie”, which was then followed up with a satisfied feeling. This is not a bad movie, it’s not great either but it certainly is not bad. The diner massacre scene which opens the film was outstanding, certainly a highlight, and so was the child getting hit by the car.

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It’s important to always be prepared for the inevitable zombie apocalypse, even during the holidays. Below you will find a nice little instructional video of how to keep your head on straight amidst all the normal holiday distractions.

Do you like watching horror movies? Do you like to win free stuff? Who are we kidding, of course you do! Follow this link to learn all you need to join the Kryptic Army!

Our great friend Jon of Kitley’s Krypt is getting ready to start another year of the Kryptic Army and is looking for some new recruits. This is quite simple and pretty damn fun. Every month you get a new “mission”, where you are given a sub-genre or theme, and your goal is to watch two films that you have NOT seen in that category during the month. Then you write a quick review of the films and send them in. This is a great way to discover some old, even newer, titles that you might have overlooked or not gone out of your way to see. Best of all, this costs nothing and you are going to watch movies anyway, right? Why not watch two new movies a month and win some stuff.